function today() {
 var today = new Date();
 var cc_days = new Array("Sun","Mon","Tues","Wed","Thur","Fri","Sat");
 var cc_months = new Array("Jan","Feb","March","April","May","June","July","Aug","Sep","Oct","Nov","Dec");
 var cc_year = today.getYear();
 if (cc_year > 99 && cc_year < 200) {cc_year += 1900} else { if (cc_year < 100) {cc_year = 2000 + cc_year}}
 return (cc_days[today.getDay()]+". "+cc_months[today.getMonth()]+" "+today.getDate()+", "+cc_year);
}